Things I am:
I am a wife, of a great man. He says he doesn't want a code name, so his name is Cory.
I am a mother, of the most beautiful girl in the world. She isn't talking enough to decide if she wants a codename or not, so she is getting one. We'll just call her "Red," to humor my grandparents who think she actually responds to that name.
I am awesome. Cory says so.
I am a writer. Or at least I keep telling myself that. I'm not poetic, and I'm not very scholarly sounding, but I love to write, and I miss it like crazy, so I must be a writer.
And as Cory says, that pretty much covers it, since I don't want to be a Java programmer.